MEME ASYLUM PRESENTS
KAPPAROT FOR THE GOYIMTRANSFER YOUR SINS TO A CHICKEN
Confess. The Rabbi names your price. Burn $SWING. The chicken takes the fall — you walk away clean.
BURN $SWING TO GET CERTIFIED →What is this?
STEP 1 — CHOOSE YOUR SWINGER
STEP 2 — CONFESS YOUR SINS
THE FLOOR IS YOURS, SINNER
Many paragraphs welcome. The Rabbi weighs every word.
No judgement. Only pricing.
YOUR CONFESSION IS WEIGHED, NEVER READ. THE RABBI PRACTISES KVITEL.
STEP 3 — RABBINICAL ASSESSMENT
NO GRAVE WORDS DETECTED. THE RABBI FINDS THIS SUSPICIOUS.
STEP 4 — PAYMENT
BURN TO BEGIN THE RITUAL
Burn sends your $SWING to 0x0000…dEaD on Base. Irreversible. The chicken accepts no refunds.
THE RITUAL IS UNDERWAY
MUTTERING ANCIENT INCANTATION…
Do not refresh. The chicken is already committed.
TRANSMISSION COMPLETE
SINS TRANSFERRED
Every last sin is now poultry property.
88.5% of the supply is already burned — 778,685,406 SWING gone forever. The chicken demands more.
Our Features
Free Atonement
One free ritual — no wallet, no sign-up, no gas. Confess, let the Rabbi weigh your sins, and watch the chicken take the fall.
The Ancient Tariff
The Rabbi doesn't read your confession — he weighs it. Why yours costs what it costs, he will not say. The tariff has never been explained. It is only enforced.
Burn & Get Certified
Real $SWING burned on Base. Guaranteed sin transfer and a shareable Kapparot For Goyim certificate — number verifiable from the burn tx.
How to Buy
Get a Wallet
Install a self-custody wallet like MetaMask or Rabby and fund it with ETH on Base.
Buy ETH on Base
Bridge or buy ETH directly on the Base network using an exchange or the official bridge.
Swap for $SWING
Open the buy panel below, paste the $SWING contract address, and swap your ETH.
Swing.
Play your free ritual, or burn $SWING for a guaranteed transfer and a certified parchment worth bragging about.
Roadmap
Hatch
- Token launch on Meme Asylum
- Website + game live
- Community build-out
Wing It
- Completion-certificate verification + burn leaderboard
- New swingers (community-voted characters)
- Meme contests
Flock
- Community events
- Collabs with other asylum memes
- More game modes
Fly
- Candy reward experiments
- Exchange chatter
- Total poultry domination
- Fool God again
Buy $SWING
Grab a bag on Uniswap — then get certified. Playing is free and needs no wallet — buying is purely for bragging rights and the sacred fire.
0xB86F6c4Ba5D3Ea4CcFd5AF21460829D059191f1A
Chain: Base · Liquidity pair chart · BaseScan · Meme Asylum
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About $SWING
Kapparot is the world's oldest guilt-transfer protocol — but the original was never for you. Ours is Kapparot for Goyim. Self-hating Jews welcome. The ancient ritual needed a chicken, a prayer, and a steady wrist. Ours needs a browser, a confession, and a healthy disregard for your own search history. We are not theologians. We just hold the rope.
$SWING was voted into existence as cycle 4 of Meme Asylum — the cyclical launch protocol where the community burns ECT to nominate a meme into the world. Given every possible use of modern technology, the people chose this. Democracy works.
It is also the only cryptocurrency capable of tricking God. Sacrifice your $SWING instead of your chicken — the tariff is ancient, the burn is real, and the chicken keeps its feathers. There is no utility, no divine redemption, and no promises — 0% redemption, 100% rug immunity (maybe). There is a chicken, a Rabbi, and a tariff. Yay! We fooled God.
Tokenomics
Live on-chain figures from the Meme Asylum indexer — no invented allocation. 88.5% of the supply has already been burned.
FAQ
Is the game free to play?
Completely. One free ritual, no wallet, no sign-up, no gas. Connect a wallet only if you want to burn $SWING and get certified.
Is this an actual religion?
No. It is a memecoin about a ritual, built by people who are not theologians. Your sins remain strictly between you and the chicken.
How does the pricing work?
By ancient formula. Your confession is weighed, not read. Why yours costs what it costs, the Rabbi will not say. The tariff has never been explained. It is only enforced.
What do I get for burning $SWING?
A guaranteed sin transfer — free rituals occasionally fail — plus a numbered Kapparot For Goyim certificate derived from your burn transaction. Download it, post it, frame it.
Who reads my confession?
Nobody. The Rabbi practices kvitel — the ancient custom of the unread petition. Your confession is weighed, never read, and never leaves your browser. The Rabbi sees only the weight of your guilt. He charges accordingly.
What chain is $SWING on?
Base. The buy panel on this page is preconfigured for Base swaps.